Smoky Humor Aficionado T-Shirts

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

'Do you mind!!?'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

"The dog wants out again!"

igloo smoking zone...

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

Mashed potatoes...

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

'Fred, everybody is here!'

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

'We also sell water for eighty dollars a glass.'

Scientist's play practical joke with exploding cigar on dog.

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

Snatching Failure from the Jaws of Success

Trophy no smoking campaigner

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

'I want to be buried in the smoking section!'

Hell's Smoking Section

'Sorry, I can't let you have a last cigarette. The firing squad don't like breathing in second hand smoke.'

'Hell - employees entrance.'

"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

Smoking is Achilles' other weakness.

"Permission to smoke Lucrezia?"

Never ask, Thor for a light.

"I'm sorry that Ted ever taught him to smoke. It's costing us a fortune!"

Those cozy, magic moments by the fireplace...

"I'll be back. I'm just going to get a pack of smokes."

"So call the smoke police."