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"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

Smoking dog.

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"More ashtray, nurse! For God's sake, more ashtray!"

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Identity Parade - Smoker.

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

''Stop smoking'? -- but my psychiatrist just told me to start!'

Fish "Hey Kid, got a light?"

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Snatching Failure from the Jaws of Success

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

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If they ban smoking in cars...

Snowman

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

'Sorry, I can't let you have a last cigarette. The firing squad don't like breathing in second hand smoke.'

'Hell - employees entrance.'

Animals smoking at the zoo back entrance

'The New World will be easy to conquer, Your Majesty -- they're all hooked on tobacco.'

"If smoking is so bad for you, how come it cures salmon?"