Smoker's Humor T-Shirts

"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."

'Do you mind!!?'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"The dog wants out again!"

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

"That's why you don't smoke near the dang cannon!"

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

igloo smoking zone...

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

''Stop smoking'? -- but my psychiatrist just told me to start!'

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

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"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

'I used to be a pack animal. Lately, I've become a two pack animal.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

Signs at the entrance of a cemetery pointing to the "Smoking" and "Non-smoking" sections.

Hell's Smoking Section

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

If they ban smoking in cars...

Snowman

"See? Right there - it says bubblegum."

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'