Smoky Humor Aficionado Gifts

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

'Do you mind!!?'

The Thinker. The Listener

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

"The dog wants out again!"

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

Mashed potatoes...

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

igloo smoking zone...

'It's not mine.'

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

'We also sell water for eighty dollars a glass.'

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

'Fred, everybody is here!'

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

Snatching Failure from the Jaws of Success

Scientist's play practical joke with exploding cigar on dog.

Trophy no smoking campaigner

'I want to be buried in the smoking section!'

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

Hell's Smoking Section

'Sorry, I can't let you have a last cigarette. The firing squad don't like breathing in second hand smoke.'

'Hell - employees entrance.'

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

"I'm sorry that Ted ever taught him to smoke. It's costing us a fortune!"

Never ask, Thor for a light.

"Permission to smoke Lucrezia?"

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

"So call the smoke police."

Smoking, Belching, Noises made from armpit.

"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."

"I'll be back. I'm just going to get a pack of smokes."