Smoking Humor Aficionado Gifts

How to Smoke Like the French (not for children)

'Do you mind!!?'

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"The dog wants out again!"

"More ashtray, nurse! For God's sake, more ashtray!"

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Mashed potatoes...

igloo smoking zone...

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Lab Rat Rehab...

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."

'Fred, everybody is here!'

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

Stress Relief in WWII & Today.

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

Smoking Firemen.

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter