Smoking Humor Aficionado Gifts

How to Smoke Like the French (not for children)

'Do you mind!!?'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"More ashtray, nurse! For God's sake, more ashtray!"

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

"The dog wants out again!"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

Albert Camus

"That's why you don't smoke near the dang cannon!"

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Mashed potatoes...

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

igloo smoking zone...

Lab Rat Rehab...

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

'Fred, everybody is here!'

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

'Smoking section, please.'

Scientist's play practical joke with exploding cigar on dog.

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

'I used to be a pack animal. Lately, I've become a two pack animal.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'