Smoking Habits Humorist Gifts

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

'Do you mind!!?'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"The dog wants out again!"

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

"That's why you don't smoke near the dang cannon!"

igloo smoking zone...

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

'I used to be a pack animal. Lately, I've become a two pack animal.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

"Hey, thanks again for letting me borrow your pen."

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'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

'Aren't we entitled to a ten minute smoking break?'

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

If they ban smoking in cars...

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

Hell's Smoking Section

'Burl always has to walk around the house when he brushes his teeth. . . he can't sit still for a minute.'

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

Signs at the entrance of a cemetery pointing to the "Smoking" and "Non-smoking" sections.

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

"See? Right there - it says bubblegum."

Casino - featuring pre-owned cigarette smoke.

Man Carrying Olympic Torch Stops For Smoke Break

'I roll my own E-cigarettes."