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"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

"States of tofu"

'Are we there yet?'

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Snowman of the Apes

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'This chicken has no taste or character.' 'I thought you wanted to eat it, not offer it a job.'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

The Battle of the Pictures.

"Hello, Number 6!"

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"You've got to learn to let go."

'Steroids.'

Replacement Lighthouse

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

Spring/Summer/Winter

'Miss Cole hung it right next to Eddie Doan's sun.'

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

"You look good for your age."

'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

"She's had work."

"In other words homogenius."