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'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

The Giamatti era

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? "Death of a Salesman." Adapted to a fly, of course.

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

Ted Roosevelt, conviction cartoonist.

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

Grooming for beginners.

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

The unknown soldier: war grave.

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

Police Academy - Remedial Reading of Rights

'French onion soup. Hold the soup.'

'Do you not have a dictionary?'

'You've got me. Is it animal, vegetable or minestrone?'

"They said that creating an alphabet soup was a bad idea, but I will make them eat their words."

Quark soup

Disney's trying to buy Fox. If they did that, then all of Marvel's best heroes would be in the MCU. It would be horrible! The whole Marvel cinematic universe is one big story told by dozens of movies. This would, like, triple the amount of movies I'd have to watch! I'd have to watch every X-Men spinoff to make sure I got every reference made in any Thor or Avengers movie, for instance. HOJ. Your definition of "have to" and my definition of "have to" are very different. I'd have to see them all i

"I got the grant! I'm researching whether or not money can buy happiness."

'I'm mainly interested in something that won't show up on teaching evaluations.'

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

"I hear farm chickens are pumped with antibiotics."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 19

Just Say No to Chicken Soup

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

'You'll never get anywhere in life with a diligent attitude like that!'

' What Austrian bio-chemist is wasting his time with false anti-body leads?' Say - our journal has a gossip column!'

State University Research Lab into the Jitters and HebbieJeebies.

Sport section...

'Is your alphabet soup ASCII or Unicode?'