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"I got the grant! I'm researching whether or not money can buy happiness."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The Giamatti era

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

Divinity School - Authorized Parsons Only

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

"She's so smart...on the highway of life, she's in the E-Z Pass lane."

"A pop test on the sun. Whose bright idea was that?"

Satan's desk boxes say mortal and venial.

'He decided he'd rather represent gluttony.'

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand into our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

A day at the beach

Beach days.

"My report is on a man ahead of his time: Email Zola."

"I hate the beach. The minute you go into the water your phone gets ruined."

Snow-A Thesaurus

"Coffee is to contemporary Christians as wine was to those in the Bible."

State University Research Lab into the Jitters and HebbieJeebies.

'Just think-if we floodlight the garden we'll be able to tell the time at NIGHT too!'

'Those humans are crazy if they think that we would join them in the hot sun.'

"I think I just felt the first snowflake of winter."

''Twelve Apostles'? - You mean Jesus had a FOCUS GROUP?'

'Boys spell better than girls.' 'Yes, but their figures are not as good.'