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Snow-A Thesaurus

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

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Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Frosting the Snowman

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Inappropriate Snowmen

Wikipedia...

Rude Snowpeople

Snowman ice fishing.

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"Have you been working out?"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'Read that last part back to me.'

How to fight a vampire snowman

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

The Giamatti era

"We should never take walks like this more often."

"Fifty years in academia, studying, researching, writing and teaching. And what do they call me? ‘The Human AI’."

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'It's the abominable snowman!'