Snow Skeptic T-Shirts

"It's our most expensive snowblower, but of course, the more you spend, the less likely it will snow."

You Are Here

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Good News about winter

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Bless You."

Giant Snowflake.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Snowyphus

"Whose the new guy?"

Snowman ice fishing.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

How to fight a vampire snowman

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Midwest Winter Items.

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"We should never take walks like this more often."