Snow Skeptic T-Shirts

"It's our most expensive snowblower, but of course, the more you spend, the less likely it will snow."

You Are Here

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Good News about winter

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Frosting the Snowman

"Bless You."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Giant Snowflake.

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Snowyphus

Snowman ice fishing.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

How to fight a vampire snowman

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Midwest Winter Items.

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"