Snow Shovel Skeptic T-Shirts

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

UFO Shelter

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"A little help?"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

Postman in the Snow

"She's not the perfect wife, but at least she's not always buying shoes."

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

Shovels as Snow Shoes

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

"It's a poor craftsman, son, who blames his tools."

Shoveling Snow in Spring

'So, you see... Global warming is why it snows!'

"Finally, it's all shovelled."

Person shovelling snow remembering the past

Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale

"Good job, except this is my car. Yours is back there."

"I've finished shovelling and am for the most part satisfied with the results, but I'll rest now and look at it again in the morning."

Shovelling snow out of a car.

"Yeah, yeah. You have to deliver billions of presents by morning. But surely you have time to clear the path first?"

'If I really was, do you think the kids would have even bothered to buy me a gift?'

Maybe I should get a convertible.