Snow Shovel Champion T-Shirts

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Snowman

"A little help?"

UFO Shelter

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Man throws snowball for dog, and dog returns stuck in giant snowball.

"Apply a snowball for twenty minutes every two to four hours."

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Snowball Fight With Santa

Snowballs!

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

Postman in the Snow

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

Shovels as Snow Shoes

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

Shovel your driveway?

"Finally, it's all shovelled."

'When you can do level two safely for 20 minutes, THEN I'll let you shovel the driveway.'

'The trouble with snowmen these day sis they use up all the snow.'

Shoveling Snow in Spring

Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

'My balls are freezing!'

'The first rule in hunting polar bears is be prepared for surprises.'

Shovelling snow out of a car.

"Yeah, yeah. You have to deliver billions of presents by morning. But surely you have time to clear the path first?"

"I've finished shovelling and am for the most part satisfied with the results, but I'll rest now and look at it again in the morning."

'Sore back?'

'Wow! How'd that Moses kid shovel our driveway so fast?'

Boy denies throwing snowballs

"Damn you climate change deniers!"