Snow Shovel Champion Pillows

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Snowman

"A little help?"

UFO Shelter

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"Apply a snowball for twenty minutes every two to four hours."

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Snowball Fight With Santa

Snowballs!

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

Postman in the Snow

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

Shovels as Snow Shoes

Shoveling Snow in Spring

'The trouble with snowmen these day sis they use up all the snow.'

"Finally, it's all shovelled."

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

"I've finished shovelling and am for the most part satisfied with the results, but I'll rest now and look at it again in the morning."

'The first rule in hunting polar bears is be prepared for surprises.'

'My balls are freezing!'

"Yeah, yeah. You have to deliver billions of presents by morning. But surely you have time to clear the path first?"

Shovelling snow out of a car.

'Sore back?'

'Wow! How'd that Moses kid shovel our driveway so fast?'

Boy denies throwing snowballs

"Damn you climate change deniers!"

"I've been shoveling my driveway for the last two hours. . . now I can't find me car!"