Snow Shovelers Club Pillows

'Yeah. We should help them.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"A little help?"

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

UFO Shelter

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

Human Error and Computer Error.

Musical Snowman

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

Postman in the Snow

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

Shovels as Snow Shoes

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

Shovel your driveway?

Snow baby

"It's a poor craftsman, son, who blames his tools."

Shoveling Snow in Spring

"Finally, it's all shovelled."

'Toss 'em here.....I'll work them into my show!'

'When you can do level two safely for 20 minutes, THEN I'll let you shovel the driveway.'

Person shovelling snow remembering the past

Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale

If I ever end up dancing like that, please buy me a one way ticket to Switzerland.

Best Snowblower Ever.

"Good job, except this is my car. Yours is back there."

"I've finished shovelling and am for the most part satisfied with the results, but I'll rest now and look at it again in the morning."

"Yeah, yeah. You have to deliver billions of presents by morning. But surely you have time to clear the path first?"