Snow Shovelers Club T-Shirts

'Yeah. We should help them.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

UFO Shelter

"A little help?"

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Human Error and Computer Error.

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

Musical Snowman

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

Postman in the Snow

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

Shovels as Snow Shoes

Snow baby

"It's a poor craftsman, son, who blames his tools."

Shoveling Snow in Spring

"Finally, it's all shovelled."

'Toss 'em here.....I'll work them into my show!'

Person shovelling snow remembering the past

Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale

If I ever end up dancing like that, please buy me a one way ticket to Switzerland.

Shovelling snow out of a car.

"Good job, except this is my car. Yours is back there."

"I've finished shovelling and am for the most part satisfied with the results, but I'll rest now and look at it again in the morning."

"Yeah, yeah. You have to deliver billions of presents by morning. But surely you have time to clear the path first?"

Best Snowblower Ever.