Snow Day Skeptic T-Shirts

"I am pleased they didn't reduce the voting age."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Good News about winter

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Ice skater

Non-Denominational Carols

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"First snowman?"

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Giant Snowflake.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

'I hate all holidays!'

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Buggy with Snowplow.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Socially distanced sledding

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Festive squad

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'I'll take ten, please.'

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

Phone Mittens

Staying Warm.

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.