Snow Day Skeptic Gifts

Snow days are overrated. True that. Texting is impossible in mittens!

"I am pleased they didn't reduce the voting age."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Good News about winter

Ice skater

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Non-Denominational Carols

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Giant Snowflake.

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"First snowman?"

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

'I hate all holidays!'

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Buggy with Snowplow.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Socially distanced sledding

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Festive squad

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'I'll take ten, please.'

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Angels making snow humans

"Do I use a cloud? I was downloaded from a cloud. Duh."