Snow Skeptics T-Shirts

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Weather today.

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"It covers up all the debt."

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

'I hate snowboarders!'

"Global warming. Here it is December, and it feels like July."

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

Uninhabital USA.

What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

'Houston..Er..I don't know how to tell you this..'

I lost 10 pounds during that last thaw...but it was all water weight.

"OMG! They're eating noses!"

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

Snowman has carrot on stick for motivation.

Going South

Snow days are overrated. True that. Texting is impossible in mittens!

Snow cones serve yourself.

"Every time it snows I seem to put on weight."

'What I want for Christmas is a bigger carrot'

WHOA!! If you try hard enough, you can open them!

"Get that new hat you wanted, Martha! Punxsutawney Phil says we have six more weeks!"

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"