Snowflake Skeptic T-Shirts

What happens if it doesn't snow?

Skiing.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Snow flake

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Yo ho ho!

'First of all, relax.'

Keeping Warm in Winter

"Ever since I started Yoga, I don't freeze up as much."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Jack and the Snowman.

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

"It's true, we do have 100 words for snow, but most of them are curse words."

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

"Respect every snowflake as you clear my driveway."

Global Warming is a snow job!

Skating.

"These mid-winter thaws are such a tease."

"Then your app is wrong. It's definitely snowing."

'No two snowflakes are exactly alike.' - 'They taste the same to me.'

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

"I'm melting from the friction."

'Some of these flakes of snow are enormous Leonard...Leonard?'

Individual snowflakes painting by Santa.

'You've got your favorite room...right across from the ice machine.'

Boy and dog see recycling symbol with falling snowflakes.