Snowflake Skeptic T-Shirts

What happens if it doesn't snow?

Skiing.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Snow flake

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Yo ho ho!

Keeping Warm in Winter

'First of all, relax.'

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Ever since I started Yoga, I don't freeze up as much."

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

Jack and the Snowman.

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

"It's true, we do have 100 words for snow, but most of them are curse words."

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

Snowflake Design Dept. It's ironic, but we have a lot of burnout in this department.

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

"These mid-winter thaws are such a tease."

"Respect every snowflake as you clear my driveway."

Skating.

Global Warming is a snow job!

"Then your app is wrong. It's definitely snowing."

'No two snowflakes are exactly alike.' - 'They taste the same to me.'

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

"I'm melting from the friction."

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."

Boy and dog see recycling symbol with falling snowflakes.

'Some of these flakes of snow are enormous Leonard...Leonard?'

'You've got your favorite room...right across from the ice machine.'

Old Man Winter.