Snow Shovel Skeptic Gifts

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"A little help?"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

UFO Shelter

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Postman in the Snow

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

"She's not the perfect wife, but at least she's not always buying shoes."

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

Shovels as Snow Shoes

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

Shovel your driveway?

Snow days are overrated. True that. Texting is impossible in mittens!

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

"It's a poor craftsman, son, who blames his tools."

Person shovelling snow remembering the past

"Finally, it's all shovelled."

Shoveling Snow in Spring

'When you can do level two safely for 20 minutes, THEN I'll let you shovel the driveway.'

'So, you see... Global warming is why it snows!'

Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale

"I've finished shovelling and am for the most part satisfied with the results, but I'll rest now and look at it again in the morning."

"Good job, except this is my car. Yours is back there."

"Yeah, yeah. You have to deliver billions of presents by morning. But surely you have time to clear the path first?"

Shovelling snow out of a car.

'If I really was, do you think the kids would have even bothered to buy me a gift?'