Snow Shoveling Perfectionist Gifts

"I've finished shovelling and am for the most part satisfied with the results, but I'll rest now and look at it again in the morning."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

"A little help?"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Paving over the window-box

The Snowcow

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

"How'd it happen?

Snowball Fight With Santa

'Your backswing's too slow!'

Tall Snowman

"Now you can send it."

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

Postman in the Snow

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."