Paving Perfectionist Gifts

Driveway pavior laying

Paving over the window-box

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"Any references?"

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Pavement Artist

Nice park. . .

'No it's still not fixed'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

Crazy paving company.

Nancy had written more pages, but Andrew had stacked his more neatly.

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

'He believes in making a good impression.'

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

I love Pottery.

Tour de Pothole.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Potter