Paving Pioneer Gifts

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"I love your work!"

"Any references?"

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

Pavement Artist

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Paving over the window-box

Crazy paving company.

'He believes in making a good impression.'

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

Tour de Pothole.

"He got laid off six months ago. Been pounding the pavement ever since."

Abortion clinic, "Let's prevent it before it happens!"

Contemporary Maze

"Do you have any idea where our voting precinct is located?"

Technological Advances

Cactus at Balloon Animal Class

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

"Honey! The pavers are here!"

"As a tribute to your outstanding career, we're retiring your assigned parking space."

Driveway pavior laying

Pavement Artist Takes Cards.

"We go on daily walks too, but my master is a creature of habit: we take exactly the same route every single time..."

'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'

I've gone one better!

Novice gardener - not recognising daffodil

Your Silhouette In A Jiffy

'Yes, I am sure we recess from August until December, but it's a little diff...'

Double Think Tank

'Well smooth is so easy guv, we thought we would try something a bit different.'

'Sorry, Sir, Today's a private viewing.'

The jigsaw is born