Pavement Philosopher Gifts

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"He got laid off six months ago. Been pounding the pavement ever since."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

"Any references?"

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Pavement Artist

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Paving over the window-box

Chicken: the one-man show

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Crazy paving company.

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

Traffic Lights Medicine

'Existential truckstop'

'He believes in making a good impression.'

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

Career Counseling. I don't need to live life in the fast lane. I just want to get out of the bicycle lane.

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Tour de Pothole.

'Good Book?'

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.