Pavement Philosopher T-Shirts

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"He got laid off six months ago. Been pounding the pavement ever since."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

"Any references?"

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Pavement Artist

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Paving over the window-box

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Chicken: the one-man show

Crazy paving company.

Traffic Lights Medicine

'Existential truckstop'

'He believes in making a good impression.'

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Tour de Pothole.

'Good Book?'

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

Torah reading on the subway.