Pavement Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Sorry, Sir, Today's a private viewing.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"I love your work!"

"Any references?"

Pavement Artist

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

Paving over the window-box

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

Crazy paving company.

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

'He believes in making a good impression.'

"How do you connect it to the wi-fi?"

Tour de Pothole.

Valet parking.

Summer

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"He got laid off six months ago. Been pounding the pavement ever since."

'Hello, Pothole Patrol? I'd like to make a report...'

Biggo Carpet Co.: 'Out cutting a rug'

'Great news honey. I got that job with the highway department!'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

'Carpets' 'Try before you buy'

Pavement Artists

Driveway pavior laying

Pavement Artist Takes Cards.

Ceiling Specialists Meet in the Middle.

'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'

Adopted Highway: 'I knew my parents lied to me.'

'Maybe you should slow down.'

'Carpal tunnel alert'