Pavement Connoisseur Prints

'Sorry, Sir, Today's a private viewing.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"I love your work!"

"Any references?"

Pavement Artist

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

Paving over the window-box

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

Crazy paving company.

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

'He believes in making a good impression.'

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

"How do you connect it to the wi-fi?"

Tour de Pothole.

Valet parking.

Summer

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"He got laid off six months ago. Been pounding the pavement ever since."

'Hello, Pothole Patrol? I'd like to make a report...'

Biggo Carpet Co.: 'Out cutting a rug'

'Great news honey. I got that job with the highway department!'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

'Carpets' 'Try before you buy'

Pavement Artist Takes Cards.

Driveway pavior laying

Pavement Artists

Adopted Highway: 'I knew my parents lied to me.'

'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'

Ceiling Specialists Meet in the Middle.

'Maybe you should slow down.'

Health and safety man.