Highway Philosopher T-Shirts

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

'Just this of this as the 'church of the highway'.'

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Chicken: the one-man show

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Traffic Lights Medicine

'Existential truckstop'

Career Counseling. I don't need to live life in the fast lane. I just want to get out of the bicycle lane.

Proverbs for Real Life. When one door closes it's probably locked and your key is on the other side.

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Bank

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'