Highway Philosopher T-Shirts

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

'Just this of this as the 'church of the highway'.'

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Chicken: the one-man show

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Traffic Lights Medicine

'Existential truckstop'

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

Bank

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

Sign Reads: Loiter At Your Own Risk.

Self-Reflecting Pool

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"