Paving Pioneer T-Shirts

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"I love your work!"

"Any references?"

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

Pavement Artist

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Paving over the window-box

Look at those guys with their wheel, spears, fire and writing --- The geeks will inherit the earth.

Crazy paving company.

'He believes in making a good impression.'

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

Jesus Seals the Hick...

Tour de Pothole.

"Do you have any idea where our voting precinct is located?"

"He got laid off six months ago. Been pounding the pavement ever since."

Abortion clinic, "Let's prevent it before it happens!"

Cactus at Balloon Animal Class

Technological Advances

Contemporary Maze

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

"As a tribute to your outstanding career, we're retiring your assigned parking space."

"Honey! The pavers are here!"

Pavement Artist Takes Cards.

Driveway pavior laying

'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'

I've gone one better!

"We go on daily walks too, but my master is a creature of habit: we take exactly the same route every single time..."

Novice gardener - not recognising daffodil

PIGGERS ANONYMOUS ...'We have a new symbol to help define our dietary guidelines.'

Double Think Tank

'Yes, I am sure we recess from August until December, but it's a little diff...'

Your Silhouette In A Jiffy

'Well smooth is so easy guv, we thought we would try something a bit different.'

'Sorry, Sir, Today's a private viewing.'