Pavement Artist Gifts

Pavement Artists/Piss Artist

Pavement Artist Takes Cards.

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

Your Silhouette In A Jiffy

Pavement Artist

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"I love your work!"

"Any references?"

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'I found another pothole.'

Paving over the window-box

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

Crazy paving company.

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Pavement Art.

'He believes in making a good impression.'

'So aunt Lois I hear you've developed quite a green thumb.'

Man Painting Road.

Tour de Pothole.

Winter Roadwork...

"He got laid off six months ago. Been pounding the pavement ever since."

'It's roadwork season. Are you an idiot?'

'Hello, is that Gardeners' Question Time?'

Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?'

"Honey! The pavers are here!"

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

Driveway pavior laying

Pavement Artists

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"

'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'

'Man, there's gotta be an easier way to do this. . .'

Health and safety man.

Man Painting Lines on the Road, as the Cars Drive Through.