Asphalt Artist Gifts

'Well smooth is so easy guv, we thought we would try something a bit different.'

The Busy Gardener

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Man using to much bug spray

"I love your work!"

COVID Vaccine

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Pavement Artist

Watering the garden gnome

A souped up car...

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

Leaf blowers at dawn.

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

"These hostas are out of control!"

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

An artist waits to ambush an easel

"OK, have you found your ‘happy place’?"

Street musician enterprises.

'So aunt Lois I hear you've developed quite a green thumb.'

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

"I'm desperate, John. Please lend me your lawnmower."

Stonehedge

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.