Road Painter Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: line painter

Man Painting Lines on the Road, as the Cars Drive Through.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Painting clouds

Pavement Artist

'I found another pothole.'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Landscape Artists

Just in time

Artist painting a lightening bolt that is about to strike him.

Artist paints an artist.

Man with Stop Signs.

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

Man Painting Road.

Paint fight art!

"All right now...hold still."

Artist in Residence

Landscape artist

Paint-By-Numbers in Nature

Winter Roadwork...

Painter drawing bird of prey gets preyed on.

Men resting.

"All right. Where did Jenkins go?"

'It's roadwork season. Are you an idiot?'

Bored road worker painting a smilie face

Horizon Art

'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'

'Give us a push mate, it won't start.'

Please don't pet me. I'm working.

Landscape with bootsale

Your tax $ at work...unless it's a weekend, one of 17 holidays or after 4 PM!

Maybe we were supposed to use the stimulus money to fix the potholes by spending it.

'Try to guess what colour your car is, Dad!'