Bridge Painter Gifts

'By the time we finish it's gone out of fashion and we have to start all over again.'

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

The bridge of arts.

Snow Bridge.

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Heavy Traffic.

The Secret Life of Pugs

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

Couple in bed reading guide-books

Queensferry Crossing souvenirs are a big hit

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

Tower Bridge

'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

'Who knows how far up we are? Raise your hands.'

Suspension of Disbelief Bridge

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

'The Morning after the bridge night before.'