Bridge Sketcher Gifts

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"Caricatures $20"

"I love your work!"

Mutation D614G

twist building

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

Hockey Goal

"I don't feel inspired to design submarines anymore."

The first floating city experiences floating urban sprawl.

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

'Does that look like your waiter?'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Artist Satying in the Country

Turtle paints nude turtle (outside shell).

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

'That's nothing like him. The bloke that beat you up was a little skinny guy.'

"You bought an airbrush?"

Considerate Criticism.

Pavement Artists

'By the time we finish it's gone out of fashion and we have to start all over again.'

The Last Cab-Driver

'I think that's what's called a mackerel sky.'

Picasso's career as a police sketch artist was short lived.

'He's good, but he's no Monet.'

"Ease up, dude... Gotta leave rooms for the comments secton."

Your waitress will be along in a minute. I'm actually a police sketch artist. Menu.

Salesman Drawing on Sales Chart

'Our speciality is designing tower blocks.'

Keep the window closed and don't hang out your elbow. . . At least when you're flying a space shuttle and it's -270 degrees outside.

"Hi. I'm the bridge you said you'd cross when you came it."

"That's all I can remember. He had a pimple."