Sailboat Sketcher Gifts

"I love your work!"

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Caricatures $20"

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Submarine Hunter.

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Sportknitting

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

No Money

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

"I don't feel inspired to design submarines anymore."

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

Hockey Goal

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

Turtle paints nude turtle (outside shell).

Artist Satying in the Country

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

GREENLAND

A yacht being followed by sharks.

Considerate Criticism.

"You bought an airbrush?"

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

Franken-Cat

Titanic has sign that reads 'How's my driving?'

Artist painting nude.