Sailboat Sketcher Pillows

"I love your work!"

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Caricatures $20"

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Submarine Hunter.

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Sportknitting

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

No Money

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

Hockey Goal

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

"I don't feel inspired to design submarines anymore."

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

Turtle paints nude turtle (outside shell).

Artist Satying in the Country

GREENLAND

Considerate Criticism.

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

"You bought an airbrush?"

Franken-Cat

A yacht being followed by sharks.

Titanic has sign that reads 'How's my driving?'

'He's got it made, Derek - I know men who'd pay good money to get trampled on all over like that!'