Submarine Sketcher Gifts

"I don't feel inspired to design submarines anymore."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"Caricatures $20"

"I love your work!"

Subwoofer

Mutation D614G

"He chases submarines."

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

twist building

Hockey Goal

The first floating city experiences floating urban sprawl.

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

Turtle paints nude turtle (outside shell).

Artist Satying in the Country

Considerate Criticism.

'I'm just drawing up business.'

'Hi. You're new here, aren't you?'

"You bought an airbrush?"

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

Pavement Artists

'I think that's what's called a mackerel sky.'

The Last Cab-Driver

"How do I get this cross hatching out?"

'I was using the GPS computer to check the stock market.'

"Ease up, dude... Gotta leave rooms for the comments secton."

Walking on Water

'Our speciality is designing tower blocks.'

Keep the window closed and don't hang out your elbow. . . At least when you're flying a space shuttle and it's -270 degrees outside.

Submarine beached with whales.

The navy's new periscope design proved very off-putting for many.