Bridge Designer Gifts

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

We have a dream....

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

'Let's meet halfway.'

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

'It's time they built a bridge for the lemmings' school run.'

"My therapist says you have to at least meet me half way."

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

Obama visits Cuba

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

Couple in bed reading guide-books

Interpreter.

No New Deal!

Graduation. It's the start of graduation season. Many students today have double majors. He studied law and literature because he liked the idea of "poetic justice." She earned degrees in structural engineering and international relations --- She'll literally and figuratively build bridges! With Botany and Psychology degrees, he'll be a therapist turning over a new leaf. And here comes a young woman who studied math and theology. She's a grateful person who always counts her blessings!

Self-sacrifice to aid others

'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

Suspension of Disbelief Bridge