Bridge Player Gifts

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

"One no-trump. Oh, please, God, no Trump."

'I think they want someone to make up a foursome at gossip.'

The Secret Life of Pugs

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

The bridge of arts.

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

Snow Bridge.

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Heavy Traffic.

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

Couple in bed reading guide-books

Can't Count Dracula

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

Queensferry Crossing souvenirs are a big hit

Tower Bridge

'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

"Thank you, but I don't feel it's necessary for you to play 'Charge' when I invite people to the altar."

Suspension of Disbelief Bridge

'The Morning after the bridge night before.'

Games on a train.

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'