Bridge Enthusiast Gifts

Although adept at a great many other games, Muriel never quite got the hang of playing 'north' when invited over for bridge.

"Oh, thank heavens!! A fourth!"

"I guess this is as good as it gets."

Workers lose their way while building a bridge.

'For Heaven's sake Gerald, we all lead in the wrong suit some evenings.'

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Bridge to Future

Couple in bed reading guide-books

"Yeah boss, we've finished the bridge strengthening job. Looks like there might be some kind of technical problem."

Gov Mario M Cuomo Bridge

Bridge Repairs

Dartford Crossing, Pay in Advance for your Inevitable Queue.

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Stormy Weather

'Let's face it, a pier is just a bridge that doesn't go anywhere!'

'London Bridge? I thought it had fallen down?'

Guide Dog a Broken Bridge

'I don't mind playing bridge at the Merkinson's, but I hate it when Teresa sings, 'The Star Spangeled Banner'.'

'The bridge club is ready to start, dear.'

'The Morning after the bridge night before.'

'My wife made me join a bridge club, I jump off next Tuesday!'

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

Incapability Brown

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"So, General, what do you think of this new idea for a bridging technique?"

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

"No, it's not my ex-husband. Worse - my ex-bridge partner."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Do you mind?"

On the brink.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.