Bridge Adventurer Gifts

Fat Biker: 'Maybe I shouldn't trust this bridge that much.'

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you AT LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

Last Exit Before Troll

'Thank-you God.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'I admire your floatibility.'

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Fishing direction sign.

"Phew, that was close."

Bankside

Cometh the Cow!

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Vacation Mobile

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Desert Island Dating.

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"Wanna come up to my place?"

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"