Bridge Enthusiasts Gifts

'Before we start our bridge game, Emily will sing the National Anthem.'

Span

Heavy Traffic.

The effect of impotency pills in our water.

Queensferry Crossing souvenirs are a big hit

Forth Bridge finally fully painted.

"Let's cross this bridge before debating the wealth gap."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

The bridge of arts.

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

Snow Bridge.

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

The Secret Life of Pugs

Salmon with a gas mask.

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

Couple in bed reading guide-books

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

'I hope this isn't just another shipboard romance.'