Bridge Aficionados Gifts

Suspension of Disbelief Bridge

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

The bridge of arts.

Snow Bridge.

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

Heavy Traffic.

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?' 'It never eats.'

Couple in bed reading guide-books

'Now, that's what I call a deathbed!'

'I hope this isn't just another shipboard romance.'

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

Tower Bridge

'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'

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"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows