Asphalt Aficionado Gifts

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Inflating Boobs.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Route 666

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'God's speed.'

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Cheesie Rider

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Smile

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

No Caption. (A kangaroo with a baby in it's pouch is seen hoping with markings on it's rump reminiscent of family figurines on car rear windshields.)

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

I love my motor.

Jeremy Clarkson.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.