Concrete Aficionado Gifts

CONNNCREEETE!

'At last I have maximised my concrete option.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Building a company.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Crane fishing

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Man-made vs dog-made