Concrete Connoisseur Gifts

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Dog Walker

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

Shaved Ice

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Crane fishing

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Man-made vs dog-made

About the potter.

"No, we're looking for a roofer, not a woofer."

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

Thor's Other Tools

'It's a good building contract legally, but your jargon's weak.'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

'After sinking all our money into our website, we couldn't afford to finish our building.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

'Oh no! I've had tons wiped off my footprint.'

'He believes in making a good impression.'