Building Connoisseur Gifts

Demolition, All Types of Architecture Got Rid Of

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Instructional guide to scribbling

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Building Blocks.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Building a company.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Crane fishing

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Meow Power Demolition team.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

About the potter.

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Man-made vs dog-made

"No, we're looking for a roofer, not a woofer."

Folding Container.