Building Connoisseur Gifts

Demolition, All Types of Architecture Got Rid Of

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Instructional guide to scribbling

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

Building Blocks.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Building a company.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Crane fishing

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

About the potter.

Man-made vs dog-made

"No, we're looking for a roofer, not a woofer."

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."