Real Estate Connoisseur Gifts

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

"And who do you think would be the ideal target for our new 'micro homes'?"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"Look, son, real estate."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Crane fishing

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

Emigrating to France.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".