Construction Connoisseurs Gifts

Architects and Builders

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Instructional guide to scribbling

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Building a company.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Meow Power Demolition team.

Crane fishing

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

Man-made vs dog-made

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

About the potter.

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"No, we're looking for a roofer, not a woofer."

Folding Container.