Construction Connoisseurs Gifts

Architects and Builders

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Instructional guide to scribbling

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Building a company.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Crane fishing

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

About the potter.

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Man-made vs dog-made

"No, we're looking for a roofer, not a woofer."

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."